John Locke=Simon Cowell

I spent an hour this morning reading John Locke’s “How I did” book. An hour was pretty much all it took to complete the book. Three minutes was all it took for me to decide that this guy nicely represents everything that’s wrong about the publishing industry (and to this man, industry is the keyword) in one self-satisfied, smug and number-crunching little package.

For those that don’t know of Mr L, he sold one million ebooks in five months. Ask him, he’ll tell you. He responds to any and every email dontcha know? He also loves and values each one of them. He should, he spent hundred of hours seeking them out and convincing them to buy his books with some excellent marketing and promo sneakery.

Whilst there are some good tips inside the books pages (many of which you’ll be able to find online for yourself), Mr L spends most of his time telling us about formulas, and strategies for writing. He (like the seasoned gambler) has, he believes, developed his “sure system” for successfully selling thousands of books. Mr L spends hours constructing the perfect blog, containing all the right emotions, themes and keywords to bring you to his book. Very clever (and effective too it seems) but whatever happened to writing because you just had to? Writing because there was something inside that needed to come out?

Not Mr L’s style. Rather, he targets people, deciding what type of beings they are, what they like, eat, dress in, watch at the cinema, and writes specifically for the most common denominator. He seeks out or manufactures the common ground between he and them, between his novels and them. He “gives people what they want” constructing scenes and character traits from a checklist of likes and attributes of what he believes people need or want in a book.

Mr L does not write from the heart. He has no great story to share or demons to exorcise with his work. He doesn’ t even really seem to seek to entertain people, just keep them coming back for what he’s calculated that they want from a book. Safe, predictable and familiar characters, written for a bottom line rather than for his audience’s pleasure. To be fair, it seems to work for him, if you measure success the way that Mr L seems to. In Numbers. In Sales. In volume of books, rather than quality.

Like the man himself Mr Simon Cowell, Mr L pores over data, figures, reviews, feedback and focus groups, assessing, will this strike the right note? Will my targets buy into this? Is it close enough to my “formula” so as to not alienate my core readers? Mr L refers to his books as employees, little soldiers lined up working day and night for him. Simon Cowell, with his endless stream of fame-hungry media-fodder would be proud and envious.

It’s sad to see, especially now at what may just be the beginning of a new era for Indie-Authors, a man like Mr Locke reducing the potential for good, passionate writers to make their mark by pishing in the literary waters with this data-driven soulless approach to writing. The man is a shrewd and calculating businessman first, a profiteer second, and a mildly entertaining writer (who seems to hate writing) third.

The mainstream music we listen to is written, manufactured and promoted by businessmen who care nothing for the art or the artists that they use up so readily and cast aside; onto the next. Music that the masses consume, written to a “formula” and a budget, with little or no input from anyone who cares what it sounds like, conveys or evokes in the listener. They shit it out and laugh as we scoff it down and fill their coffers, marvelling at their own skill in deducing exactly what we want.

Authors have a chance, right now, to break the traditional stranglehold and power that the big publishers and literary agents have over our original ideas, creativeness and yes, earnings. We have the opportunity to produce our very finest work and present it the way that we believe it should be, not diluted down and gelded by a committee of suits, who “know” what the public want.

In my view, books should never be written in this kind of formulaic and targeted way, but delivered from the authors’ imagination and heart onto the page. Polished and packaged up and yes marketed and promoted, but never designed to appeal to this demographic or that emotion. It is a business, writing and selling books, but its a privilege as well.

I hope that John Locke’s breed don’t do to the book industry what the suits in power in the music industry have done. Time will tell.

9 thoughts on “John Locke=Simon Cowell

  1. I read The List, when it was first released on kindle, It was free and I was testing out my kindle. The book, while well written, is a formula and it is very easy to see. As you said, soulless, and it shows. While I read it quickly, and enjoyed the story, I would not read another. It was lacking something and your post has put the finger on that something.

    • Thanks for reading and leaving a comment Katie. I’m no expert, my first novel isn’t even available yet, but when it is published as an ebook in a week or so it’ll be the very best story I can tell and something I took a lot of pleasure from producing. Is that too much to ask from a book you might dedicate a day or two of your time reading?

  2. I’m reminded of the James Patterson novel-writing machine. Talk about soulless! It has come to a point where I don’t trust anything he puts out because I don’t believe he actually wrote them. But still, his books hit the charts each time, even if I thought the books were pedestrian most of the time. I’d like to think that Patterson poured his heart and soul into it, but I remembered reading an interview where he approached his novel writing like an advertising business.

    But perhaps we writers (the artsy ones, anyway) are being too sentimental with our works of art. Perhaps we should be more like Patterson – not go all the way, mind you, but approach our writing like some kinda business but yet also treat it like art? Is such a thing possible?

  3. I read Locke’s, “How I Sold” book and thought it was insightful. This is the way one person made a dream all writers have come true. I don’t know if it can work for everyone. I’m a new author with two books out. The hardest thing for most new writers I’ve spoken to is finding an audience.

    I agree that you need to write the best you can. Pour your heart, your soul, your life into it. Hell, if you’re not crying while typing, you’re not doing your job. The problem is that you can do all that and still not find an audience. Believe me, I know.

    So, where do you go? What do you do? Locke found his solution. We all have to find our own.

    • Thanks for reading and commenting Joel. I agree that we need to find our own ways to promote our work (and I’m coming from a position where um not relying in the income, so my viewpoint may be drastically different on the other side of the fence) but to take writing and turn it into a formula is insulting to the writers’ audience in my view. Thanks again dude.

      • No problem. Thank you for sharing your thoughts and getting me to think about my own view on the subject. I do believe that regardless of your reasons for writing, you do have to reach an audience. I believe Hemingway said that you write for that one person and you hope it reaches them.

        Locke found a formula he felt worked. When dealing with any art form that people pay for, a business model gets introduced. You then have to juggle the art and the business side of it as well. I thought I saw Denzel Washington say in an interview that they should call it “business show” and not show business. He felt the business side was very important and there’s a good reason why he’s such a big star.

        As a writer you have to learn and work on your craft. Maybe as a successful writer you have to learn that the other side of the coin is just as important if not more so. I personally don’t know cause I’m still struggling with both. Maybe one day I’ll get a handle on one of the two.

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